Scuttlebutt Europe, the popular email newsletter on sailing produced by
boats.com Europe and edited by David McCreary (not to be confused with the original Scuttlebutt, N.A. newsletter edited by Tom and Craig Leweck) has just announced, with immediate effect, that it is ceasing publication.
According to Mr McCreary, the publication had been threatened with a joint lawsuit by the Vatican, the Italian government, the Swiss government, Serono SA (the Geneva-based biotech company whose CEO is Alinghi's Ernesto Bertarelli), Team Alinghi and ACM -- an unprecedented and almost immediate reaction to an article authored by Mr McCreary and published by Scuttlebutt Europe in today's
1 April edition.
"They had a choice," said Alinghi's General Counsel Hamish Ross (NZL). "Usually for a publication it is a matter of 'publish or perish.' In their case continuing to publish would have resulted in not only prosecution but persecution. Making fun of a urinating nun is simply not done."
The
apocryphal Scuttlebutt Europe article suggested that Alinghi had not paid their entry fee for AC32, among other serious allegations.
The Challenger Commission was also prominently mentioned in the article. Asked why the CC had not joined in the threatened legal action, CC Chair Alessandra Pandarese (ITA, Mascalzone Latino - Capitalia Team) said with tongue firmly in cheek (whose cheek was not immediately clear), "When it comes to the Defender we often say during CC meetings, 'Don't get angry, get even.' Besides, we believe there was some truth to the article."
From Beijing where ACM and Louis Vuitton are promoting the 32nd America's Cup, ACM President and CEO Michel Bonnefous (SUI) issued an uncharacteristically terse, one-line statement through his traveling companion and new publicist, Bruno Trouble (FRA): "With the America's Cup and Louis Vuitton Cup
now in China for the first time, we are reminded of the old Chinese proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.'"
Former CC Chairman George Clyde (USA, K-Challenge), in Paris at the request of French President Jacques Chirac to help negotiate an end to the student riots, said, "Abraham Lincoln once famously said, 'You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.'" It was unclear whether he was referring to the article in question or BMW ORACLE Racing's new bowsprit.
Luna Rossa's general counsel, Luis Saenz (ESP), issued a formal statement that quoted an old Spanish proverb, saying "It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools." Asked what that meant in the context of the article in question and threatened lawsuit, Sr Saenz said, "I'm not sure; like the paint on our new ITA 86, it's not exactly clear." He added, "Besides, it's a Spanish quote, so why don't you ask someone from Desafio Espanol." Reached on his wife's mobile phone in a tapas bar in the Gran Via area of Valencia this afternoon, Desafio's CC Rep, John Cutler (NZL), said in passable Kiwi-Spanglish, "
Lo siento, mi espanol no es muy bueno, pero es un joke, mate; mas vino tinto, por favor, y ¡vamos a la playa!"
Quoted in the Scuttlebutt article was the CC's founding chairman, Tom Ehman (USA, BMW ORACLE Racing). Reached at home near Valencia today where he was writing an April Fools' Day blog post, he laughed the entire matter off with a quote from the poet Edgar Allen Poe: "I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it."
Alinghi general counsel, noted AChistorian, and budding poet (seequote above), Hamish Ross. Photocourtesy of WADA.